Boxing whale

A person who thinks he is amazingly good at boxing however his overall performance and technique is about as good as the search for Madeline McCann. This person may be so far up his own arse he may believe he will persue an amateur career no matter who not even the coach can persuade him that he is shit.

Oliver: Lads! Fucked my wrist from how hard I pounded them boxing bags last night!
Rhys: No ol its because you slap the box with the side of your wrist because ur shit.
Oliver: No im a boxing whale, I may not be as good as AJ but I will pursue an amateur career

by Newtons cradle May 24, 2017

beefy otter box

The vagina of a woman whose had a baby, which makes the insides look like a beefy otter.

Oh man, I went out with this lady last night, and we got back to her place and she had a kid, and then I bailed cause I didn't want to see her beefy otter box.

by BeefyOtterBox May 30, 2017

Doyle's Dirty Box

A box of mysterious treasures sourced from the darkest depths of Smullens island. It is said that a deal was done of the count of 3 to dip in said box. but most people just think its a wives tale. Will we ever know what truly lies in that dirty box?....who knows...I heard it stinks.

Definition:

Adam has his whole arm in "Dolye's Dirty Box".

"Doyle's Dirty Box" Stinks

by Charles Dormer May 30, 2017

Lunch box

Prostitute

"God, Sarah is such a lunch box!"

by Ayylmao47323 June 2, 2017

glow box

When a woman opens her legs and her vagina is a bright hue that it appears to glow.

She said "come dive in my glow box," so I said "yes ma'am!"

by KingJDH099 June 4, 2017

Boxed

The act of being incredibly stoned on marijuana, to the point where you're unable to act out basic tasks like pouring yourself a drink or talking to others.

"I was with Jeff on Wednesday and he was so boxed he couldn't even say his own name."

by atarirob2 June 12, 2017

trouble in a box

what to call a woman who is cute but obviously will cause more problems then she is worth
also used to refer to a woman like a pandora's box of grief

me and my friend saw this girl walk pass us and my friend said " oooo she is trouble in a box" to which the girl then smiled at him not knowing he just insulted her

by shiggsaw June 18, 2017