Skip to main content

Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.
Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.
by /v/-tan November 20, 2024
mugGet the Glack, Slap and Splatmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose RObles AM Lucky To Have NOt Slap THe "Avenue" Out Vitamins<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose RObles AM Lucky To Have NOt Slap THe "Avenue" Out Vitamins<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose RObles AM Lucky To Have NOt Slap THe "Avenue" Out Vitamins<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

March Slap Ass

this is the third month of the year and because the word ass has 3 letter this month will be dedicated to slap asses ad is not Gay slap friends girls everyone you know
me:I slapped a girls ass and she got mad I told her the it was march slap ass month
by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020
mugGet the March Slap Assmug.

slap royale

the modt boring, and shitty game to ever fucking exist
slap royale and detonator fucking suck
by Mxghty December 7, 2024
mugGet the slap royalemug.

Battery Slap

A battery slap is an attack commonly used by cretins to stun their opponents. To perform the battery slap, creep up behind your victim and hit them on the back of their head with the wires of your battery pack. This will stun them for 3 moves, allowing you to do a follow up attack, such as a bean slap.
Person A: ...
Person B: “watch, I’ll battery slap them.”
-slap-
Person A: “ahhh help, I’m stunned and can’t defend myself!”
by KingPrimo November 28, 2019
mugGet the Battery Slapmug.

slap the weiner

That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.
by #wherestroy February 3, 2018
mugGet the slap the weinermug.

Slap trumpet

When you slap someone's butt, and they squeak (like a trumpet) Hence, slap trumpet.
The guys kept pulling slap trumpets on their teamates.
by Formerly known as, MouseCop October 11, 2021
mugGet the Slap trumpetmug.

Share this definition