Bald Headed Giggle Stick

1. Slang, noun;

Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.

2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.

Ex. 1.
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.

Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!

by LeeWay1974 December 05, 2019

Glock With A Stick

A big glock, usually with a drum magazine or a dual drum magazine. Said by rappers all the time.

"My glock is huge, man. It's got a drum magazine. Get out of my face cause I got a glock with a stick."

by PDiddyIsMyDad February 10, 2025

smutzerella stick

A very attractive girl that you want to cover in sauce

Have you seen the new neighbor ? What a smutzerella stick

by Big erl December 11, 2023

Hop on Stick Fight

A slang term frequently used by gays to request rough anal sex ending with cum inflation

Jane: I’m gonna go and Hop on Stick Fight.
John: oh, have fun, don’t get hurt too bad.

by Poseidonofthenorth March 19, 2022

lame stick

loser, plain and simple ; a nobody

your a fuckin lame stick

get a life you lame stick

by &roni; hollaaa(: April 12, 2009

pep stick

a long pepperoni stick that you buy at the till at gas stations

ayo poodle let’s walk to the store at lunch and get a pep stick

by poodleandpepsticklover December 09, 2020

Irritating Stick

When a man's penis is itchy.

1: Damn, dude I got a Irritating Stick.
2: You can't just itch your cock in public, man.

by exoskeletal August 18, 2022