Chinese Democracy Syndrome (or C.D.S. for short) is a syndrome inwhich an individual tries to make something too "perfect". It's often used as a comical reference to the long awaited Gun N' Roses album Chinese Democracy.
Ted: How's that art project coming along?
Bill: I'll be done with it eventually. I just have a case of Chinese Democracy Syndrome right now.
Bill: I'll be done with it eventually. I just have a case of Chinese Democracy Syndrome right now.
by Assasaurus January 3, 2009
Get the Chinese Democracy Syndromemug. Condition which causes a person to use his position of authority to threaten or speak to others in a condescending tone. It is most common in police officers, military, security guards, rent-a-cops, teachers, parents, etc. When not 'on duty', those with LDS are quickly revealed as cowards.
We thought the officer was courageous but as soon as he didn't have his badge and police backup, we realized he had Little Dick Syndrome.
by sueduhnim September 12, 2011
Get the Little Dick Syndromemug. A condition in which a human male exhibits particular characteristics that would provide clues as to the sized of his member.
A man who drives a big, lifted, 4x4 pickup with monsterous tires would be diplaying the effects of inferior man syndrome.
by Kid Rosco December 9, 2008
Get the inferior man syndromemug. A man who is below average height for his age group, and is aggressive to compensate for his shortness.
by ijderrick November 9, 2021
Get the Short Man Syndromemug. A guy that stays with a demanding, high maintaince/ low reward female, who walks all over him, ridicules him and removes his of all self esteem because she allows him to fuck her frequently. This often requires an intervention by family or friends in order to get him extracated from the relationship. May be abreviated TPS Symptoms : not talking with long time friends because she doesn't like them, telling him he needs to change( any habit that she finds she doesn't like), tearing him down verbally, to the point of depression, doing everything she wants and rarely does what he wants to do, needing to know where he is at all times, only lets him talk with with others that she deems ok and gives permission to talk, constantly is apologizing to her for some minor infraction, begs her to forgive him because she says that he is the root of all her dissatisfactions and problems in life, expects him to read her mind to meet all her needs and wants.
1-Did you see Myles? He looks terrible since shortly after he started seeing Emily and she started running his life. He has all the symptoms of Toxic Pussy Syndrome. 2-Hey, all the guys are taking Myles out to party tonight to help him recover from his TPS.
3- I can't believe that I got infected with Toxic Pussy Syndrome again. I thought I was immune to it after getting last t year from Emily .
3- I can't believe that I got infected with Toxic Pussy Syndrome again. I thought I was immune to it after getting last t year from Emily .
by swamp stud- go gators October 26, 2009
Get the Toxic Pussy Syndromemug. The condition most often occurring in ex-girlfriends in which the female becomes hostile towards their ex-partner and then continues to prove a nuisance. This frequently causes difficulty for the male partner in finding or connecting with a new mate.
Tom: Yeah, I was planning on going on a date with Melissa tonight. She's really great, but Katie still sits by me in Calculus and totally tried to cock block me.
Jimmy: Seems like she has a case of Jealous Bitch Syndrome.
Jimmy: Seems like she has a case of Jealous Bitch Syndrome.
by Kevy Absolution March 4, 2009
Get the Jealous Bitch Syndromemug. whenn you have a boyfriend who is so damn jealous you aren't allowed to hug any other guys, talk to any other guys, look at any other guys, or even THINK about any other guys.
" I said hi to Brad today, and Tom totally flipped out. He's got a serious case of Jealous Boyfriend Syndrome.
by t3am0x33 April 24, 2005
Get the jealous boyfriend syndromemug.