king of chodes

Anyone who is called finley has a small dick and is king if the chodes

Finley your dick is to small. I'm leaving you! You are the king of chodes!

by Afghan dan December 12, 2017

King

A man named Jordan Shapiro

That beautiful King is all that i aspire to be.

by qwertyuiopmzxncvmxnvcz April 25, 2022

Short King

These are people who are below average height but have learned to accept it, they are praised for doing so.

Tall Geezer: You're so short hahahaha
Short King: *shows huge cock*
Tall Geezer: oh I'm so sorry I ever called you short

*Short King has hot gay sex*

by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023

Mushroom King

The king of dicks, typically someone who is a total jerk to people.

That guy sure is a mushroom king.

by SirRansom November 6, 2024

Kingdomless kings

A certain demographic of men who are constantly heralded and called king, despite being unable to create a decent working civilisation, not even being able to look after a neighbourhood.

Mammy: "Black men, y'all are kings."
Smart Black woman: "More like kingdomless kings."

by divestnoww May 2, 2021

ketsu king

The almighty ketsu king he's our beloved. We shall never stray afar from him. He blesses us with his presence everyday he's the light in everyone's life.

I wish I could be like the ketsu king

by Ketsu king lover 9000 October 29, 2020

King Cuck

Charles III of England who started an extramarital affair with Camilla, forcing his wife Princess Diana to turn him into a cuckold with dozens of men.

Princess Di turned Charles into King Cuck and it was his wet dream come true.

by Mo DePig May 28, 2025