Love-trumpet

A penis, usually used in the context of sex, but this isn't a requirement.

Shaniqua: Oh Brutus how can I show you how much I care for you?
Brutus: You could be a champ and blow on my love-trumpet !
Shaniqua: That's true my love, I know you love your blow jobs !

by Shyboy72 November 29, 2020

love is dead

love is not real and loyalty isn’t either. you can’t trust nobody inna relationship

Bryan : bro she cheated on me

Kelvin : i told you love is dead

by copan February 16, 2023

Love yourself

Must love yourself

Please love yourself

by Army yoon July 8, 2020

irony of love

How something so beautiful could end up being destructive— with how ironic love is, people learned how to cry, and lie.

Love never hurts. But if it does, maybe it isn't even love, or it's just the irony of love acting up.

by kvshoney October 2, 2021

Love Haze

Falling in love with someone in the moment, who you don’t actually love.

Stacy caught me in a love haze last night.

by MudButt Master July 30, 2018

untrue love

Untrue love is when someone thinks they love you but don't have any priority to put their lover first. Their lover is always 2nd and their feelings are not important. Untrue love is when your lover doesn't keep their word and turns every negative thing they do on the person they claim to love in an attempt to make them feel guilty. Untrue love is when your lover plays with your mind. The love is not genuine or real. Their lover is more like a possession that they don't love would hate to lose.

Untrue love from your boyfriend is when he says they are coming to see you and leave you sitting and waiting for six hours and never show up. They stand you up almost every time they say they are coming to see you. They call the next day with an excuse and accuse you of being inconsiderate because you are upset that you we're left waiting and just wanted to see him. Your boyfriend is not there for you when you get bad news from the doctor and never held you or helped to heal your broken heart for the painful loss you endured. He is not there for you emotionally or helpful in a financial crisis. Everything is about his life and everything is on his time. You feelings and heart mean nothing next to his.

by Heartbroken October 22, 2015

Love con

A convention where two people who had fallen in love through means of Internet connection or they meet at the convention interact in a loving way.

"Sapphire and her new girlfriend got more than friendly at the anime con."
"You mean love con?"
"Right on."

by Gfug April 26, 2016