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Secure that butter

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.
Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.
by tjjohn12 July 2, 2016
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melt the butter

The act of standing under a hot shower head, allowing the water to penetrate your greasy hair.
Took me an extra 5 minutes to “melt the butter” during my shower. Sorry I’m late!
by HolDoll February 5, 2018
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Ghost Butter Churner

One man holding a second man’s penis, while a third grasps firmly the first man’s hand creating motion with the first man’s hand.
Rudy really enjoyed Christian’s firm grip from Keith during the Ghost butter churner.
by Cumguzzler92648 April 24, 2024
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Butter

Landing a plane very smoothly, this term originated from famous aviation youtuber Swiss001
Oh damn that dude did some hella great butter in X-plane,
by New_Grenland January 18, 2020
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Peanut Butter James

A person, often named James who only eats meals consisting of pure peanut butter. They often have fun with their jars of peanut butter (e.g. gooning).
Hey Peanut Butter James, why is there a hole in your jar of peanut butter?
by Retigga November 23, 2025
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Duck Butter

The concouction of semen and shit that runs out of an asshole after you cum in it
After I railed her asshole I ate the duck butter with a smile
by Drewser March 17, 2009
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Bed Butter

A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.
"We gotta change these sheets! They're starting to smell like bed butter again."
by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012
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