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Tits and top hats

1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."

2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"

Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."
by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012
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Get your tits up

The female equivalent of “Grow a pair”. First seen in the movie Bad Moms.
by Bdh1113 January 11, 2021
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Angry Tits

When a Girl flashes her tits outta pity and give an angry face as she does it.
by Chills1980 August 5, 2022
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tit gag

When you put a whole single tit in your mouth, and due to your jaw not being able to engulf any more tit, it therefore possesses a sort of ball gagged sensation. And since it is not a ball gagging you, rather the tit, it is then coined as the term “tit” gag.
Gabriel was tit gagged by her ginormous mommy milkers.
by luvsbunnies August 23, 2021
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Tits naked

She still had pants on, but she was tits naked bro!
by Big Muscles001 December 13, 2019
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Tit harvest machine

The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.
Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.
by Rock your rockhard January 6, 2022
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America’s Tits

Tits so perfectly round, voluptuous, soft, voluminous, perky, and gorgeous that they become government property. Similar to a national park, these tits are proudly on display for all Americans to admire and worship.
Look at that blond topless chick on that boat - damn she’s got America’s Tits. They’re so perfect they belong on Mount Rushmore. She makes me proud to be American.
by True_X_Blue May 18, 2025
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