War fish

1. A fish of War.
2. An undiscovered North Atlantic species of fish that is/will be classified as a lethal weapon and too deadly to be used in warfare.
3. A metaphor for a war vessel.

Person A: War Fish fear me!!
Person B: Did you know that 3/4th of that sentence is composed of the very small set of English words that you can monger?

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Not Fishe

Claims he'll be a bachelor but the plot says *no.*

That gentlemen is not Fishe. Go date him.

by Dr. Plague Doctor December 1, 2023

Flying fish

When you participate in nyotaimori and add wasabi to the mix if you know what I mean and try to eat as much of the sushi before your partner gets up and notices the burn.

I’m never having sushi again after my ex did the flying fish on me

by Cyan_Blue December 19, 2023

So long, and thanks for all the fish

The quote dolphins said before they flew away in the first book of Douglas Adams's series "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". They say this because they are more intelligent and tried to warn us of the Vogon's plan to destroy Earth. The reason the Vogons want to destroy Earth is to make an intergalactic freeway and earth Is in the way.

So long, and thanks for all the fish!-Dolphins

by BRITNEY_BITCH April 5, 2023

snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.

Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.

by Pursenuggets April 5, 2023

Rooster fish

Cock sucker!

Look at that faggot he is a true rooster fish!

by jobob78 April 6, 2023

Chicken-fish

Established in 2004, Chicken-fish is a non-religious replacement holiday occurring at the same time as Easter, for those not celebrating Easter or other holidays around this time of year for any reason. It often involves a potluck dinner, with board games, video games or role-playing games in place of family socializing as it is also a holiday for those unable for one reason or another to be with their families.
The only hard and fast rule is that there should be chicken and fish present, the host should prepare the chicken, but the fish must (by way of tradition) remain frozen in the freezer.

I'm celebrating chicken-fish with some friends instead of Easter this year.

by B0rk3dmachine April 9, 2023