ur mom gay 

if someone says this to you, you might as well go hide in a basement for the rest of your life but to avoid this you must use the almighty "ur dad lesbian" only lv 50 bosses can use this godly ability

Bob: your a gay piece of gay jimmy
Timmy: y...your mom GAY

Bob: *begins to have epilepsy and then dies*

ur mom gay by SeriousMemes.com February 1, 2019

Kangaroo mom

Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.

She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.

Kangaroo mom by Call them as I see them February 9, 2019

ur mom 

words that 12 year olds say when they get roasted.

I ate ur mom last night!

ur mom by U STOLE MY BUTT February 15, 2019

Your mom 

A common joke defining the communist who lives in every childs home (unless your adopted.)
She normaly is considered fat, ugly, or stupid in such jokes.

Guy 1: Yo how long until we go home?
Guy 2: Your Mom!
(It doesnt make sense.)

Your mom by HeyVsause February 20, 2019

Ur mom 

the most devastating thing anyone could say to anyone.

hey duuuude. how life?
Ur mom.

Wanna grab a bite to eat?
Ur mom.

Ur mom?
Ur mom.

Ur mom by frbt8ft797ny February 21, 2019

ur mom 

i have crippling depression

person1: haha dude guess what?
person2: yeah?
person1: ur mom
person2: wow you're lame
person1: *crying*

ur mom by niggajeff February 24, 2019

yer mom 

fosjfojfsojfo

djsofjosdfosjfosjfosjfs yer mom

yer mom by i suck 534 February 26, 2019