if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024

Fishing with Rubber Chickens

When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."

by Scorchingghost December 19, 2020

Reddit Fishe

A female Redditor who identifies as Undyne from Undertale. They can be found easily on Reddit. They're an endangered species, only one left in the wild. The person posting this is the Reddit Fishe.

Guy: Oh no, you've summoned the Reddit Fishe!
Reddit Fishe: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME, PUNK?!
Guy: Everybody run!
Reddt Fishe: NGAAHHHH!!!

by FeralSol June 4, 2022

fishing for crappie

Fingering your butthole.
Saluting the Rear Admiral.

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.

by blackstardust May 7, 2024

Jone's fish and chips

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.

Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!

by Kobayashi Kumiko Kiyoshi May 6, 2018

my fish lost her gloves

ya she did

my fish lost her gloves can you get them back

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

Black fish

A slang term used to describe bowfin in southern Alabama and literary nowhere else

That black fish just splashed

by The man69420 July 4, 2022