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The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
by Frauggu March 2, 2017
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Squishy Fingers

Really fucking big nasty fingers. There hands look like nasty 23 day old pankaces from ihop.
Oh so you want to date that guy? No he's got squishy fingers.
by poniyeahponi February 5, 2010
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Mayonnaise fingers

to describe a girl who gets so uncontrolably drunk and procedes to play with mayonnaise, hence mayonnaise fingers. usually blonde.
erghhhhhhh look at that shes definatly got mayonnaise fingers!
by rainbowsary February 11, 2010
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finger butt call

an unintentional call made on a cell phone while doing something else (looking for a number,checking a message)
"who was that"
"oh, it was my mom. she was trying to take a picture and she finger butt called me.
by candy handy September 20, 2009
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Ten-finger Shandy

When it takes both hands to wank a guy off owing to the length of his love shaft
How was the date?

Great... then I went back to his place for a ten-finger shandy

WOW!
by One-legged Pervert April 25, 2010
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Two finger hula

She was so turned on to seeing prince, she did the two finger hula!
by madddddkkattzz March 9, 2010
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