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double dipped and scratched 

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.

Double Nostriling 

When one fancies a bump and they don't have any coke, so they snort two micro machines (tiny matchbox cars) up each nostril, then proceeds to snot rocket them out into the backyard in a bloody mess.
Dude, he is totally Double Nostriling those cars. Far out man!
Double Nostriling by Etrenis February 20, 2009

double clean 

the result in which your clothes are cleaned after being laundry limboed
After I flung that shirt in the laundry limbo, it was double clean!
double clean by cSMIF March 3, 2009

Double Fings 

Fat wings that appear on an extremely fat person not once, but twice. (see also fings)
I see Debbie is sporting the double fings today. Now that is what I call class.
Double Fings by Shawn Marie March 4, 2009

Double Windsor

After giving one a Cincinnati Bow Tie pinch off a large loaf half way into breathing hole, second half of loaf resembles designer neck tie
Hey Shiela did your room mate at the American Lung Society give you that lovely double windsor?
Double Windsor by gman2000 March 6, 2009

double dozier 

a person who acts like a slave because they like the feeling of being controlled by others better than them.
Andrew: double dozier garf and double dozier paolo go downstairs get me some apple juice then bring it up here, thank me for giving you the honor of handing juice to me and then jus lick my dick for a few hours

paolo & garf: yes master

paolo: im dr.love master

Andrew:shutup Bitch i aint ask u dat
double dozier by MILLI2291 May 7, 2009