Americafirst

A desire to sodomize children with a broomstick until their prolapsed anuses are indistinguishable from roast beef.

"WE JUST MADE EVERYTHING 30% MORE EXPENSIVE! #AMERICAFIRST"

"28 people may have died in the most recent mass shooting, but I only feel like an actual man if I can waddle around Walmart with a 15-pound rifle! #AmericaFirst"

by ohYay0303 May 15, 2025

America’s Tits

Tits so perfectly round, voluptuous, soft, voluminous, perky, and gorgeous that they become government property. Similar to a national park, these tits are proudly on display for all Americans to admire and worship.

Look at that blond topless chick on that boat - damn she’s got America’s Tits. They’re so perfect they belong on Mount Rushmore. She makes me proud to be American.

by True_X_Blue May 18, 2025

American Hijab

When you leave skid marks on someone's head.

I smashed that hot new intern and left her with an American Hijab, GOD BLESS THE USA YEE YEE!

by M.A.RIII June 14, 2025

America Does Not Stand With Israel

Israel can eat a dick. The Jews can eat a dick. The Israeli Jews are getting more out of America than the America creator of AI! How is that possible? In what world? Well, a world where the Jews think they are God. This is why Hilter. They attack Iran. It's 'preemptive self-defense.' You retaliate in any way shape or form? Terrorism. Who decides who gets nukes and who does not? Doesn't matter. The Jews don't have to submit to any other authority.

Hym "Um... No America does not stand with Israel. Ted Cruz need to stop lying over there because we do not give a single fuck about Israel."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

AMERICÀ

Americá is always Walking around with a diaper cause it’s a ocean down

Have u seen America?

What do you mean?

AMERICA walking around with that good pumpum

Anytime u see Americà your pants will fall down

by Mrleaveyoushaking June 16, 2025

American

-Formal~ An idiot, usually mispronouncing words of the English language.
-Informal~ An individual who lives in the USA and thinks it's safe.

Brit1-Oy mate! Have you seen that American over there?
Brit2-Aye. There a real wanker.

by This guy man... June 25, 2025

American Virgin

Someone who has never had a hook up, one night stand, or a Friend With Benefits. Different from the forms of physical virginity and means never having had casual/party sex.

"Hey do You think that Martha is a virgin?!"

"No, she got married very young but she is probably an American virgin though."

by UKBlumpkinKing June 29, 2025