Dick Twist

Mostly used to cheer someone on in a fight. For example in an MMA Fight. Is also commonly used as an inside joke.

"Grab his dick and twist it, you twist that dick! Twist his dick! Good O'l Dick Twist!" - A guy in the crowd cheering for a fighter at an MMA fight.

by Accailyn November 2, 2021

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The Dick Bandit

An unknown vigilante who draws dicks on various objects such as desks and computers for amusement.

The dick bandit struck again.

by Mommyhole November 13, 2018

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Dali dick

1. A dick that droops; specifically over time or from repeated use (clock cock)

2. A cock with a unique or quirky shape. This dick often has a strange tilt or curve.

1. "Sorry baby, I can't right now. You gave me Dali dick"

2. "Matt is super hot but he's got total Dali dick"

by Matmantha September 3, 2014

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dick in the shade

To out-alpha someone. To do something that makes someone else's action (which was until then thought of as manly) look less impressive.

A: I've fixed the radio
B: I've built this plasma screen TV!
C to D : Well that put his dick in the shade.

by jonesc55 May 11, 2016

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dick click

When a man surfs the women of the internet, clicking from one broad to another. He is know to click the mouse with his dick. Figuratively speaking.

I caught my boyfriend dick clicking my friends on facebook.

by anahicamina February 6, 2013

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Also known as the Auld Lang Syne, this is when a guy: 1) dips his balls in glue, 2) dips his balls into a bowl of glitter, 3) counts down from 10, 4) drops his glitter-covered balls into a girl's mouth as he cries out "Happy New Year!"

I rang in the New Year by givin' this bitch The Dick Clark.

by Josiah Clevenger October 6, 2012

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