America’s Tits

Tits so large, voluptuous, sparkly, perky, and gorgeous that the beholder was forced to sign their tits over to the government to become public property. A mandated but selfless act. All Americans share equal access to these love lumps, like a national park.

It’s such a shame Ryan doesn’t let Christie flash her tits to America now that they’re married. He thinks he owns them but we know they are America’s Tits - they belong to EVERYONE.

by True_X_Blue May 6, 2025

Tits up

Describing a female who has fallen asleep.

Megan worked her ass off today. Came home and went Tits Up in an hour.

by Kosmikdebbris May 8, 2018

Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!

What a cute southern farmer's daughter gently remonstrates to a lustful stud who's having touchy-feely fun wif her delectable warm soft naked self in da hayloft.

Blinky-eyed buxom chick, giggling a bit after her new guy has made her velvety-smooth DD-cup chest-pillowz absolutely numb and tingly-nippled from his having thirstingly suckled and kneaded them in his big hands for fifteen minutes straight: Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!

by QuacksO July 12, 2023

Flick Tits October

Flick Tits October mean you have the whole month pass to Fuck a girls tits. Might as well motorboat that’s hit while your at it.

Dude:1 It’s Flick tits October

Dude:2 what’s that?

Dude:3 it means u can flick a girls tits during October whenever u want

by Flick tit October October 1, 2019

tits

boobs basically just boobs

My date had huge fuckin tits they were making her look so sexy yeah the tits

by im9yrsold April 11, 2023

gas tit

This is a word that can be used in many ways. Be flexible with it and have fun. It’s commonly related to the action gaslighting but with a little spice.

Gas tit is a word and should be used all around the world.

by Gastitisaword December 8, 2020

2nd Wife Tits

Refers to the "enhanced" breasts of a trophy wife...

My new stepmom has huge 2nd wife tits.

by Iowa boy June 25, 2025