High School Cool

A person who was only cool in high school, and needs to re-live those days daily in order to get through their boring, pathetic, mundane lives.

"Wow, Alex is so effin High School Cool, its kinda sad....."

by Mererocks October 14, 2011

Turpin High School

A public high school in the Greater Cincinnati Area where they put you into classes to be indoctrinated into the 1619 project, and if you don’t understand what they’re preaching after the first try, they’ll throw you into a janitor’s closet and whoop your ass. The place is sort of like Auschwitz but without any of the notoriety.

When I went to Turpin High School I didn’t understand that Karl Marx was apparently the second coming of Christ, and so they beat me with a paddle. My ass is still red from it to this day.

by Danny M Williams January 6, 2021

Kettering high school

This place is absolute ass. With all the emo and furries walking around you feel like your in a goth shop and with the people who vape you can’t even go to the bathroom cause half of them are closed. The new principal is annoying too with the no phones in class policy.

An ass place is Kettering high school

by Mynameismichealmyers October 15, 2021

Belleville High School

A high school in Michigan with the best football team in the state and a student section that burns fordson flags. The school itself is pretty good but the only thing we're known for is football and the 50 bhs accounts made by the students.

Belleville High School are state champs!!!!

by ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) November 28, 2021

middle school teacher

Unfortunate adults who spend eight hours a day with sullen adolescents in hormonal overdrive, typically on the verge of a nervous breakdown but committed to their job because the vacations are soooooo great.

"He must be a middle school teacher; check out the twitch."

"What do you do?"
"I teach middle school."
"Oh, I'm so sorry."

by agayteacher March 28, 2005

Keira High School

A shit hole school located in Wollongong, Australia. It has many different courses, such as joint-rolling, bong-making, and everyones favourite, Marajuana cultivation.

Keira High School features an odd deputy principal who enjoys holding long and excessive assemblies for littering and is alleged to have obsessive compulsive disorder.

Keira High School prides itself on being the most comprehensive high school in the Wollongong area. It features a motto of "For up the height, Excelsior". This ties in nicely with the many teachers that seem to come to work high.

Despite all this, Keira High School is a fantastic place to work and learn, if you don't mind being yelled at for socks that aren't white, shoes that have a speck of colour, a skirt too short, or a small facial piercing.

But that's not all, Keira High school also features a lesbian quad. That's right lesbians, a special quad especially for you!

"Hey, I go to Keira High School!"

everyone else: "BAHAHAHAHA"

by Einzurri April 4, 2011

Cumnor House School

A school so insensitive that it makes its pupils wear bright red blazers. It also has the word cum in its name. School dinners taste like regurgitated shit but apart from that its pretty good.

Boy: "Ooh Mum, i wanna go to a really good school."
Mum:"I know just the place, It's called Cumnor House School. But as a consequence you'll be shanked on the bus and force-fed pre-eaten shit."
Boy:"Yippee!"

by kindanotsure December 5, 2010