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cheat meat

A person who's only kept around as an option to cheat on one's partner with.
"Oh that's Kelsey, she's just my cheat meat, don't tell Sarah."
"I had to stop being friends with Zach because he only viewed me as cheat meat."
by Zamnboney August 9, 2023
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Irish meat sickel

An Irish woman's breakfast lunch and dinner when married or dating an Irishman
Yo Victoria come and get put this Irish meat sickel in your meat wallet please!
by Carrboy Experience April 16, 2023
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Meat Wagon

A veiny penis of any size or color.
I told her I was going to dip my meat wagon in her tonight.
by Ben Coxter December 6, 2022
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Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023
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Small Meat Romantic

A man who is sexually active who is also the coherent owner of a small penis (small meat).

Also a woman/male who has a sexual encounter with a man with a small penis can be said to of had a (Small Meat Romance)
Bob; did you see lil Jerry in the shower today after football? Didn’t realise he was a small meat romantic

George; yeah only just tho, poor bloke wasn’t given much in the penis department, can’t believe his wife is so open about her small meat romance
by Gregg Edward June 6, 2021
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Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis
on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying
by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016
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Meat Sleeves

Arms that resemble giant over-packed sausage links.
"She wrapped her MEAT SLEEVES around a carton of smokes and bag of cheesy poofs."
by MrSalamander May 6, 2008
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