Beaning

Originating some time in Jackson Wilson’s early highschool days, stemming from the green bean photo that says “uh oh you frickin moron, you just got beaned!”, Beaning is a way of life.
Victim: “I’m bored

Jackson: “Hi bored, I’m Jackson. Beaned!”

Victim: “Fuck you cunt!”
Jackson: “Who is you cunt and why do you want me to fuck them? Beaned.”

There’s many other styles of beaning but these are the most common.
by TiddyLicker1337 September 8, 2021
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Beans

a term used in the SH(self harm) community for when you cut into the fat layer cause it looks like beans
person A: fuck I hit beans
Person B: shit homeslice clean it and butterfly tape it together
by gh0stbvy August 26, 2021
mugGet the Beansmug.

Bean

BEAN is a dangerous person if you see
Bean is the hiding
by Jacktherapes October 18, 2021
mugGet the Beanmug.

bean soup

"bean soup" is in reference to a tiktok video where a creator posted a recipe for bean soup and then received a comment asking, "what if i don't like beans?"

"bean soup", "being bean souped", or "bean souping" is a phenomena in which a user is unable to recognize that not all content is directed towards them. a normal user would realize they don't identify with the content and move on; a bean souper would interact in opposition - and usually unintelligently, too.
op: "here's how i curl my hair with a curling iron."
bean souper: "what do i do if i don't have any hair?"
by svrcmplx January 10, 2025
mugGet the bean soupmug.

Bean Bean

by David Lawrence February 28, 2020
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Jelly Bean

I want to taste her jelly bean.
by Yum Yum Sauce March 23, 2021
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Bean

An inch -when measuring dicks-
1-how big is ur dick
2- 8 beans
1-damn brah
by Thatd July 26, 2018
mugGet the Beanmug.

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