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Little King John

One of the best characters in the Ratboy Genius Dreams Minecraft series, PLEASE!! watch it and you'll love it too.
Man, didn't you get kinda teary when they saved eachother? Yeah, Little King John spit some fire songs doe!
by USCPSC Official November 13, 2023
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alaskan king crabs

Crabs and genital warts combined
Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.
by 420024 anal June 18, 2018
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King Jellybean

The pedophile bean character from the medieval fairytale esque adventure Rick and Morty went on (specifically S1 E5, 13:24).

Also used as slang for a pedophile, or a person who molests young children by using their superiority complex, charisma, and influential position to abduct, rape and murder children. Also could represent a historical figure whose more grievous past actions were found out but hid from the general public in order to preserve the well being of the community they had, or still have an influence on.
Fred: "Yo, did you hear that Becky's 12 year old sister went missing?"
George: "HS, for real? I bet it was King Jellybean, the old man across the street. I see his binoculars flash in the sunlight sometimes, and often if you follow the direction of his gaze, it leads to the direction of the playground!"

John: "Turns out that a lot of Israelite heroes from the Bible were true King Jellybeans, cause they married tweens and early teens (although consensually) and had sex with them..."
José: "Thass cuzz it waz 'cceptable back then, bruh..."
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner July 4, 2020
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Rat King

A rat king is also known as the male human species with the name Austin Aplas. This species also has a rat queen girlfriend names Isabella
by KT Vezza July 28, 2024
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Banana King

Tristan: Man, i wish i could be the Banana King
by Bananaking808 June 5, 2018
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King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!
She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!
by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022
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King Triton

"I just love looking at King Triton's nipples"
by pickle1009 September 19, 2022
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