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Gizzard Slaps 

The repeated action of slapping your ball sack against the throat/neck of the person slobbing on your knob. Requires a loose, dangly scrotum and rapid, back and forth, throat fucking.
Rachel’s a little banged up today after that round of gizzard slaps.

I could hear nothing but moaning and gizzard slaps comkng from my roommates bedroom.
Gizzard Slaps by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
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bowl slapper 

A large or constipated stool that requires leaning forward and slapping the front of the toilet bowl as a compensatory measure to expel the aforementioned stool. May be accompanied by the tapping of the feet, heavy breathing, sharp pains and an internal promise to eat less and drink more water.
Too much heavy holiday food has made for some excruciating trips to the restroom. Last nights turd was a real bowl slapper. I needed the handicap rails for extra grip.
bowl slapper by BMc68 December 21, 2020
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kinky slaps 

Adjective. The qualifier of ‘slaps’. When describing something and ‘slaps’ is insufficient.

Slaps+
You know when you take your first hit and you’re straight chillin? That shit kinky slaps.
kinky slaps by Fister69 June 27, 2021

floor slapper 

Someone whose toes are so long that they don’t walk; they slap the floor.
“Have you seen Marco’s toes man? Grade A floor slapper for sure!”
floor slapper by KattMillMe August 2, 2021

ass slapping/whooping 

ur momma about to slap yo ass so hard u will fly to da moooooooooooooon
Mum: you havent done ur home work so its time for ur ass slapping/whooping Guy
Guy: *dies from da ass slapping/whooping lol*

Meaty puddle slapper 

One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.
"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"
Meaty puddle slapper by Afeps February 19, 2010

Taiwanese Spunk-slapper

That moment when a Taiwanese person slaps the growing smelly mold on your dick crease.
Mike: Dude! I visited Taiwan for my summer vacation and I witnessed Taiwanese Spunk-slapper in action!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!