A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.
Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -
You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.
- A what? -
You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.
by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024
Get the Sneeze Jobmug. A sexual act formed in the oilfields of West Texas.
When a man pumps water into a woman's vaginal cavity and proceeds to have sex with her.
When a man pumps water into a woman's vaginal cavity and proceeds to have sex with her.
Frac hand 1: Aye wassup bro. That chick last night gave me a West Texas Frac Job.
Frac hand 2: Yo bro you didn't seriously fuck that lot lizard right?
Frac hand 1: Fucked her how Haliburton fucks us!
Frac hand 2: Yo bro you didn't seriously fuck that lot lizard right?
Frac hand 1: Fucked her how Haliburton fucks us!
by WestTexasTick April 1, 2024
Get the West Texas Frac Jobmug. Had a pro-job last night.
Sweet!
Sure was. This girl could practically lick my asshole while sucking me off!
Sweet!
Sure was. This girl could practically lick my asshole while sucking me off!
by Shuaman October 4, 2018
Get the pro-jobmug. A Canadian Dry Ass Job (in all caps) is when a nigger (male) puts his balls into a 18 year old chink (male) and then pours Canadian dry all over the chinks booty cheeks. Lastly, they both start doing 69 and lick each others cheeks and poop.
Braydon: Yo I just gave Jaden a Canadian Dry Ass Job (CDAJ)
Ethan: Kys bro that was my little brother
Braydon: Mb cuh
Ethan: Nigger looking pedophile
Ethan: Kys bro that was my little brother
Braydon: Mb cuh
Ethan: Nigger looking pedophile
by MOnkeyu June 11, 2023
Get the Canadian Dry Ass Jobmug. 
by mcthugster January 6, 2009
Get the blabba jobmug. A method of torture devolped and perfected by Israeli Commandos. After the most recent Geneva Convention, it was outlawed in all civilized countries under penalty of death by Toon Job.
"Man, I just can't stop looking for the body of Jimmy Hoffa."
"Oh shit... you don't know? He was given a Toon Job by the mafia and his body was... totally fucked up."
"Toon Job??!?! OH JESUS FUCKING CHIRST!"
"Oh shit... you don't know? He was given a Toon Job by the mafia and his body was... totally fucked up."
"Toon Job??!?! OH JESUS FUCKING CHIRST!"
by Hal Emmerich August 19, 2008
Get the Toon Jobmug.