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duck butter

similar "little ceasers" garlic sauce; in feel, smell, and taste; an condiment only found on the human body, stictly on the male body, somewheres between the balls and the asshole (taint) and within that vicinity you will always find some type of cheesy "duck butter"
me: GAG! (choking) URP!! (throwing up)
pig: WHAT THE FUCK ARENT YOU GOING TO FINISH ME OFF???
me: SMELLS LIKE SWEATY GYM SOCKS AND TASTES LIKE "DUCK BUTTER DOWN" THERE BRO TAKE A SHOWER AND FUCK OFF!
by nkclbc1878 September 4, 2023
mugGet the duck buttermug.

Butter my buttcheeks

The feeling when you go down a metal or rubber slide in hot weather
"that slide better not butter my buttcheeks"
by AlfredKetchup December 17, 2023
mugGet the Butter my buttcheeksmug.

Buttering corn

When you use chapstick to apply lube to a penis, in the same way you would butter a cob of corn.
At home, I usually use regular lube, but buttering corn is so much easier on road trips or long flights.
by Scrooge McSucc October 23, 2016
mugGet the Buttering cornmug.

Butter cannon

The breasts of an old woman that contain milk that has spoiled and when they are squeezed, instead of milk, butter comes shooting out.
Guy 1-How was that old lady you banged last night?
Guy 2-Man she had some serious butter cannons. I loved it.
Guy 1-Eww man. That's sick.
by SAFDNV July 3, 2010
mugGet the Butter cannonmug.

melt the butter

The act of standing under a hot shower head, allowing the water to penetrate your greasy hair.
Took me an extra 5 minutes to “melt the butter” during my shower. Sorry I’m late!
by HolDoll February 5, 2018
mugGet the melt the buttermug.
a new way of referring to sex, in which the penis butter is a penis and vagelly is vagina and you put the two together and sandwich them between two bodies
Chad: hey babe wanna have sex?
Vanessa: you mean make a penis butter and vagelly sandwich?
by peanutbabe August 26, 2018
mugGet the penis butter and vagelly sandwichmug.

Ghost Butter Churner

One man holding a second man’s penis, while a third grasps firmly the first man’s hand creating motion with the first man’s hand.
Rudy really enjoyed Christian’s firm grip from Keith during the Ghost butter churner.
by Cumguzzler92648 April 24, 2024
mugGet the Ghost Butter Churnermug.

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