douche bag

A person who thinks that they are the most knowledgeable source of information on a particular topic when in reality they don't jackshit about it. This person parades around as an expert on subjects, which by sheer nature of their lack of intelligence, prevents them from ever having the slightest expertise of knowledge about the subject.

That Wayne Greene is a real douche bag because he thinks he knows so much about surgery, when he doesn't even have a medical degree.

by John Gibbs September 10, 2006

dime bag

Now costs about $15 dollars

Man can u believe he charges 15dollars for a damn dime bag??

by ELBRENDO October 16, 2006

doosh bag

-Freak Train
Some US army fallis holster. That can't tell the difference between her vaginal cannal and a hole in the ground

My word, Freak Train is such a doosh bag

by Jimbo Jones April 13, 2004

douche bag

what you are for looking this up.

by actually looking up this definition and reading this, you are a douche bag.

by Lindsey Marie :] October 11, 2006

Bag Secured

the follow up to secure the bag.
Said after successfully securing the bag.

Chad: "Yo man, you've been seeing Ashley for a little bit, you gotta secure the bag."
Brad: "bag secured."
Chad: "OOOOOH"

by young_santa August 22, 2018

douche bag

A guy you meet on the plane to New York City that says he can hook you up with the party people and party scene. He knows owners, you'll party with Victoria Secretions models and you just might throw a few back with Jay-Z until 11 AM. The fucked up thing is, you're so fired up about partying in NYC you believe him.

We met this douche bag on the plane that promised the world but didn't come through. He always had 2 calls on it.

by Johnny John Johnson March 7, 2004

Slap Bags

A nice pair of tits that are big enough to slap around.

JP, "Joanie is coming over tonight."
Friend, "How big are those SLAP BAGS?!?!?!?"
JP, "Double D's!!!!"
Friend, "sand-dollar nips?"
JP, "Nope!"
Friend, "I'm so jealous."

by Slipinsider September 4, 2010