stuck-in-bed blues

similar to manic mondays, where a person has extreme trouble getting out of bed, due to tragedy, typically of the dating/career/health kind; may be a precursor to depression or lethargy; staring at the clock may intensify the blues, also staring at a phone that doesn't ring.

Jimmy has the stuck-in-bed blues, from his lover dumping him, again. We lost our lead singer, to the stuck-in-bed blues, ever since she lost her partner, in the war.

by Cannablis March 29, 2010

Blue Tape Blowjob

The act of duct taping your balls during head, then ripping it off when you ejaculate.

Did you hear that Calvin Ligo got a blue tape blowjob from Sophia Luu.

by spongeav90 January 27, 2014

death on blue legs

A clan that originates in the game called Planetside. The greatest clan on planetside, with many members and high morals. Also we have hilarity, which no other outfit can offer.

"but you teamkilled me!!"
"dont mess with death on blue legs, bitch!"

by Azreal677 / GeneralKevinLiakan / ShdwCypher / RoXst3R April 26, 2004

Light Blue Jeans

Denim jeans which hae a very pale, plain and light blue colouration and tend to be worn by homosexual men.

"I think that guy is turning gay. He's started sleeping with men and he's wearing light blue jeans,"
"yer, that's always a giveaway,"

by PrimeMinister August 5, 2007

blue screen of death

Only happens when things get real serious. Like a system overload, or when you download a corrupted file. Not this 'click one button and it happens' crap, or this 'Hey I was just browsing for a few minutes and boom! It flashed up!' shit. You guys are so stupid.

Asshole: Hey you! Help! The blue screen of death just popped up.
Guy: That's not a blue screen, that's just your desktop.
Asshole: No, because I was just browsing and then it flashed up.
Guy: N00b.
Asshole: I AM NOT!
Guy: Then suggest a better system.
Asshole: Uh...Linux?

*Guy smashes a guitar over the asshole's head*

by Anti-Noob patrol April 20, 2006

Blue Toilet Water

It's a dangerous drink, but other than that, I don't have too many feelings against it.

Toilet water that's blue.

What is blue toilet water?

Toilet water that's blue.

by TheMeaningifier July 28, 2019

blue ribbon pig

A police officer who treats everybody, regardless of background, the same.

He may have treated me like shit, but that blue ribbon pig does so to everybody.

by kingbobz July 12, 2014