bean

When a friend says something incredibly moronic or pointless, which therefore leads to an awkwardness in conversation and general unease. This act is called the act of the bean.

H: "Yeah she was sooo hot"
J: "Soooo hot im sure shes the cause of global warming"
H: "Dude.....bean?"
J: "Definitely bean."
H: "Thank God"

by Harryferads January 16, 2008

Beans on Toast

The sexual act of one partner deficating on the other partners feet.

I heard that they are into beans on toast.

by ChurchAmI September 2, 2025

The Bean

A term used to describe jail or prison.

“Free my homie out the bean man he ain’t do nothin”

by D123L123 February 10, 2022

Beans

The term used to avoid answering a silly question or to make an attempt at starting a conversation.

chat: *silence*

me: beans
*convo starts*

or,
"did you just get vored by the mob? "
"Beans."
you can just continue replying with beans until they stop.

by Orangutans_under_your_bed February 25, 2022

jean the bean

Jean is a bean who loves himself too much and is darker than your moms soul. So dark that in the dead of the night.... when he is roaming the streets searching for food..... all you can see is the whites of his eyeballs.

Jean the bean scares me.

by Halesbales February 9, 2017

Ginger Bean

This is a term for the local ginger living at 16 Dudley hill, he tells the curry-men to get out as they ring the doorbell and smash Lisa Bennett.

This word is offensive to the ginger as he gets his fans straight off! What a Strange Guy indeed...He also yells at random footballers to get out of his fridge, oven, window and many more. Ginger muppet can't seem to look a the camera properly.

Also Steven Bennett should unblock me on TikTok.

Your a ginger bean, mate!

by WEEYYYY February 14, 2023

Scandinavian Bean Flick

When one yeets any object, their body, their car, their fingers on the cusp of their lovers nether-regions, quickly in an s-shaped fashion.

Jeanette said she had never had an orgasm quite like the one Matthew gave her when he used his special “Scandinavian Bean Flick” method on her clitoris.

by Atadoff3991 December 15, 2021