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beans

inabber's joke which has fell under the radar for a couple of years, he has now pushed his bean addiction onto others like alex and james.
inabber, on twitter; What is your Beansona?
by lilchange1 on twitter. February 10, 2019
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Beans on Toast

The sexual act of one partner deficating on the other partners feet.
I heard that they are into beans on toast.
by ChurchAmI September 2, 2025
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Bean stick

Bro: hey man, you got the bean stick?
Bro 2: yeah I gotchu, this pen hits hard
by Coochie man 2 December 31, 2020
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cool beans

Origin. Jack and the beanstalk.

Jack, a poor country boy, trades the family cow for a handful of magic beans, which grow into an enormous beanstalk reaching up into the clouds, to which his mother replies “cool beans”
whoa, that massive stalk grew over nightthat’s wild… cool beans
by doctor tj December 4, 2021
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meth beans

Fake ecstasy pills usually containing little to no MDMA and contain meth or some other RC amphetamine. Users can tell by there low price (as low as 40 cents - 7$) , the effects of mdma last 3-4 hours, of course if your up for 2 days then thats a dead give away.
Kenny: "Hey Cooper, i got some good ass Ecstasy pills, they are 3$ a pop! The effects lasted 3 days! I can get you some if you want some."
Cooper: "Hell nah man, i don't want none of your meth beans. I only fuck with real beans."
by Imagrapeist July 12, 2020
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Jelly Bean

When you accidentally slam an item that you weren't supposed to make because you were not paying attention
You: Crap!!! I didn't mean to make zephyrs, it was supposed to be a sunfire.
Me: Oh you just pulled a Jelly Bean.
by Luxinder October 15, 2020
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Bean

Slang term for "barrel" or a "muzzle flash"
"just copped me a bean so my toolie don't spark a lot"
by lipigreap June 3, 2021
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