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Hit me with a lamp

When a woman wants a man to hit her in the face with his dick during sex
I want Shawn Mendes to hit me with a lamp
by UselessEyeLasers May 15, 2019
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Put the devil in me

by PookieRayRay December 27, 2019
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drop me rope

An unspecified favor for yourself or someone else.
"Hey could you drop me rope?"

"Are you going to drop me rope?"

"Please drop me rope."
by last_speedbump May 21, 2019
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You Noah'd Me

When you're go to fist pump or high five someone and they dont give it to you, making you look silly
Damien: *Goes for a high five*

Ian: *ignores it* what are you doing
Damien: I went to high five you but you noah'd me
by TickTockTicketyTock August 29, 2019
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brexit me hole

The term "Brexit" and the term "me hole" joined. Brexit is the disaster that the UK voted for in 2016. The Irish expression "me hole" is derived from 'my hole', means that something is not credible. {word} me hole means 'I don't believe in {word}.
Pat: "What do you think of Brexit?"
Michael "Brexit me hole - the British have gone crazy."
by tanks another minion September 4, 2019
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Fetch me an urn

Expression pronounced by someone who has just heard a joke or story of such high comic value that the listener is instantly deceased. The listener may request an urn from their friends in which to store their remains safely for posterity.

Those who prefer enterrement to cremation may alternatively request “coffin pls”.
1: “Did you hear about Gary swimming naked in his boss’s koi pond while stoned.”
2: “Fetch me an urn please.”
by daltonjfk September 30, 2019
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You me and Dupree

Definition:

Depending on intonation; referring to the third wheel, or the more the merrier!.

Phrase:

meaning to include; you, me, and the person and or people I, you, and or the situation are bound/obligated to, and or whom ever may be so inclined to participate either of free will or by circumstance.
Aaron: Dude please come to my mother's house this weekend, I don't want to go alone, I've asked my girlfriend, Ruben and you.

Me: eh why not, maybe I'll cook breakfast and we can go sledding.

You me and Dupree.

Aaron: yeah! Good idea!

Ex:2.

Jae: Dude wtf, I thought it was just supposed to be us two in this bed.

Aaron: yeah my bad, My dog likes sleeping with me.

Jae: great I have to share a bed with you, me, and Dupree
by Loupcastille January 5, 2018
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