cunts me off

the biggest form of being mugged off

e.g when someone doesn’t indicate at a roundabout
“he pure cunts me off”
by blundhoep November 29, 2018
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talk to me straight

"Talk to me straight" means be fr like no lyin 100%
Nyia - I never ...

Alayna - Talk to me straight nyia
by Korynn B May 07, 2020
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Smiled me up

A phrase meaning to be given marijuana by a person who's willing to share
"I thought I was just going to his house to watch the game, but then he smiled me up. I didn't expect him to be really cool like that."
by bubblepiemaura March 13, 2017
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Jerk me swole

You want a girl the jerk you off buff or you say it when mad or when horny and even being funny.
When you want a girl to "Yes JERK ME SWOLE!" or when horny "I want to be jerked swole." or when mad " FUCKKKKKKK JUST JERK ME SWOLE!" and then finally when happy. "Jerk me swole hahahah!"
by AnuttaHandjob January 02, 2017
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Fetch me an urn

Expression pronounced by someone who has just heard a joke or story of such high comic value that the listener is instantly deceased. The listener may request an urn from their friends in which to store their remains safely for posterity.

Those who prefer enterrement to cremation may alternatively request “coffin pls”.
1: “Did you hear about Gary swimming naked in his boss’s koi pond while stoned.”
2: “Fetch me an urn please.”
by daltonjfk September 30, 2019
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Show me the Way

A characters phrase created by a old vine “why are you runnin” and then animated and 3d designed to make a small enchilada (knuckles) from sonic whose catchphares is “SHOW ME DA WAY” or “WHERE IS THE QUEEN”
“Show me the Way” “Spit on the Non Believers!
by Alberto Einstienium January 12, 2018
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she blocked me :'(

The message you get from your dumbass loser friend after he tries chatting up girls.
Jordan: I'm gonna try chatting up Maggie
Will: Yeaa go for it haha :p
*5 minutes later*
Jordan: She blocked me :'(
Will: Ffs Jordan you're just a drophead aren't you.
by Mr Brucey February 14, 2019
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