Crikey Me Mcpipen

The saying of a true legend, in the act of being surprised and impressed.

Person A, 'Look at those melves'
Person B, 'Crikey Me Mcpipen

by Thomay March 4, 2019

Off me tits

A British English term for someone who's intoxicated on drugs or alcohol, sometimes both.

I've been using so much, I've been off me tits for weeks.

by enemy-spotted February 10, 2019

she blocked me :'(

The message you get from your dumbass loser friend after he tries chatting up girls.

Jordan: I'm gonna try chatting up Maggie
Will: Yeaa go for it haha :p
*5 minutes later*
Jordan: She blocked me :'(
Will: Ffs Jordan you're just a drophead aren't you.

by Mr Brucey February 14, 2019

Kiss Me Fatboy

when somebody disguises themselves as another to kiss you

get Kiss Me Fatboy d

by Cash Grab September 10, 2018

hit me in the face

out of the blue

I like your hit me in the face humor.

by I'm bad with phrases July 10, 2019

Free me up

Verb - to release or give space to someone.

Girlfriend: Hey babe what you doin'?
Boyfriend: Washin' the dishes you left in the sink.
Girlfriend: Awe, you the best let me give you a hug.
Boyfriend: Uh huh ahight. Now, free me up, you see I'm washin' the dishes.

by J_Nice November 12, 2019

Flicked me off

To not only flip someone off, but also to shoo them away by doing a flicking motion with your middle finger.

"I kissed Jason's girlfriend in Spin The Bottle, but he didn't think it was so funny. It flicked me off until I eventually just left the party."

by Sharky Sarah Shark April 1, 2019