Dirty Crawfish 

When you are fornicating with a woman to the point of ejaculation and you proceed to perform cunnilingus by slurping your seamen out of her vaginal canal like you’re getting the seasoning out of a Crawfish’s head.

“Wanna get a girl obsessed with you? Hit her with that Dirty Crawfish.”

Dirty Crawfish by Zakkattakk January 14, 2023

Dirty Toby 

The act of violently shoving your balls into a cold bowl of jello, and then feeding it to a significant other.

Wow!I just had a dirty toby with my ex AND my girlfriend!

Dirty Toby by lanasgaybitch69 January 18, 2023

Dirty Gabz 

When a British man ejaculates into his homosexual spouse while listening to BTS's hit song "Dynamite" then proceeding to hit the griddy naked into a 60 year old plus retirement home.

My husband got put into jail for doing the "Dirty Gabz"

Dirty Gabz by osama_bin_urban February 2, 2023

dirty hsp 

is when a girl shits,pisses, vomits, spits and cums all over a hsp and then their significant other (big O) eats it and then chews it up and spits it into her mouth.

me and my girl pulled a dirty hsp, I didn't need take away afterwards

dirty hsp by dirty hsp February 11, 2023

Dirty All-American 

A sexual act that can only happen within ten minutes of a bald eagle sighting. First, you grab one Kraft Singles cheese slice, slap it on your all-American meat, and put it in between her all-American buns. The guy must hold a beat box on his shoulder, blasting the Grammy award-winning classic “Born in the USA” by Bruce Springsteen, and hold an AR with the other hand. Bonus points if both parties are wearing Old Navy American flag tank tops.

To celebrate America's birthday, we went bald eagle watching and we ended up doing the Dirty All-American.

Dirty All-American by Big Country 6969 February 26, 2023

Dirty Ibuki 

A Dirty Ibuki is when a girl a cheese dispenser up her vagina to masturbate and when done all of the cheese from the dispenser ends up in her Vagina

Oh my god Celeste, did you hear how Angie totally pulled a Dirty Ibuki last night?

Dirty Ibuki by PissyPrincess April 10, 2023

Dirty Kofi 

When you grab your third uncle by the bollocks and drag him down ten flights of parking lot stairs before neutering the poor chap and digging up his dead siamese cat and extracting stem cells for its bone marrow in an attempt to regrow his lost bits

“Let’s get out of here here marj, before this guy commits a Dirty Kofi on us!”

Dirty Kofi by MiracleManMeat May 9, 2023