john cenad 

When a girl thinks she is sleeping by herself, but you penetrate her our of nowhere

Girl: "I can feel my butthole tearing. Did I just get john cenad?"
Boy: "You can't see this"

john cenad by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016

John O'niell 

A Fagot from Arizona who lies about having sex multiple times a day
this person is ugly and has no friends he commonly ejaculates to his dads tiny dick when watching a black guy fuck his mom

Stop being a John O'niell Don't lie about sex.
a fagot who needs to go kill there self

John O'niell by BullyDestroyer January 20, 2017

John 

Fagot

He's such a john

John by Johnisafagotwithasmallchode February 28, 2017

John 

a very attractive guy, loves to eat pie and has a lot of friends

glad I'm your friend john

John by jacko101jjdhjdhffh8383 i uJAJA March 1, 2017

John Hammond 

Noun A person that means to do well by showing the world something bad, but with risky security. That soon and naturally backfires with irony.

You're going to be like John Hammond, if you try opening up a Lion Zoo in the middle of a City.

John Hammond by Jordan Quill April 24, 2017

John Hanson was the first president

He served from 1781-1782 under the Articles of Confederation

Guy 1: Did you know that John Hanson was the first president?!
Guy 2: No.
Guy: Dude, know your history.

John Hanson was the first president by Rex Narky May 10, 2017

John 

FAT ASS WHO LIKES TO TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY,FOOD WHENEVER HE HAS THE CHANCE. SWEATS A LOT AND IS EASILY TRIGGERED/SALTY

Jack: Hey John
John: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT BITCH

John by Flavber June 12, 2017