Rainy Dick

A soggy micropenis

Look at that rainy dick on general Rain!

by Catastrophix February 18, 2017

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Risky Dick

The diametric opposite of whiskey dick. This dick is always ready for action and, thus, poses danger for all those who cross its path.

"Hey Kristin, you should go over and talk to that guy over there." "I dont know, do you think I should? He's got Risky Dick written all over him."

by Nosack69 February 22, 2017

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dick medication

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave

so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!

by Telephony February 25, 2017

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dick drugs

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Husoos}: Hey Hoolio, don't forget to take some dick drugs to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave so that you can cornhole me when you get home.

{Hoolio}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Husoos!

by Telephony February 26, 2017

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Dick Swishing

When a female is giving a male a blowjob and the male ejaculates in the females mouth, then the female proceeds to continue the blowjob while using the male's ejaculate as a creamy mouthwash.

"Jessica gave me a mind blowing bj last night and after I was done she started Dick swishing me"

by Abeck505 March 2, 2017

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