cum slurping lips

A girl with beautiful, thick luscious lips expertly designed by God himself that are meant to serve only one purpose: slurping cum out of a nice hard cock.

Brad: Hey bro check out that girl!
Mark: Yeah that’s Angela bro, she just moved her from Jersey.
Brad: Wow she has some nice cum slurping lips!

by Thachosenoneee November 7, 2019

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Swirling cum shot

When your dick is in the ceiling fan and you cum while it spins

Josh: yo dog I did a swirling cum shot again can you get me down

Joe: okay but only if there’s no cum on you

by Vanishing November 27, 2019

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Cum and go relationship

When you and another person are in a relationship and break up when you start to catch feelings

“Y’all were really in a cum and go relationship”

by Jewishthot69 April 8, 2019

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zippy cum hole

A joke about ejaculating inside of the character zippy's mouth and zipping it up

1) i tried the zippy cum hole last night on my mums doll
2)did it feel good?

by FrostyNips17 May 24, 2019

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Cum-Piss Sting

The horrible pain you get in your penis after you pee post masturbation

Man, I got a Cum-Piss Sting after I pissed last night. I was squirming for hours!

by Cuul September 8, 2019

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feedlot cum-shot

To give your partner a hand-job, immediately after working on the farm.

Stacy: Hey Billy, you want a hand-job? I just finished cleaning the cow pen and I haven't washed my hands yet!
Billy: Oh yeah baby, you know I love a good feedlot cum-shot!

by John's fish market September 24, 2017

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