Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).

Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.

by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018

boxed

To be punched in the vagina. (new zealand)

Ha! You've just been boxed!

by Qwert22557799 April 3, 2017

Money box

A box at a party, event or gathering; were the guests put money in if they would like to do so, as a gift.

Hey, theres going to be a money box at my party if you want to put some money in it.

by Ozzie Martinez June 9, 2018

Box of Chocolates

A prison unit strictly filled with black inmates.

“The Box of Chocolates is just a street down.

Nobody likes that street.”

by poopoopeepee March 17, 2021

pus box

A slut full of semen

She's the biggest pus box in town!

by pussytickler101 March 2, 2016

rusty box

Going down on the ass and not caring about the fecal matter that may be present.

Man, I totally rusty boxed my dude friend last night. Tasted great.

by mr_tl-606 July 13, 2011

fudgenit crackerjack box

a word used in place for a cuss word like, fuck.

Girl1: Fudgenit crackerjack box, i forgot my ipod at home...

Girl2: Your an idiot...

Girl1: I know. ^^

by sashamutt January 18, 2010