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National Show me your Tits day, or NSMYT Day, is the 29th of November, every year.
hey, its National Show me your Tits day, can i see em?

hey did you know its National Show me your Tits day? i feel bad for women.

National Show me your Tits day is today, and damn im happy.
by Artyom Nard November 29, 2021
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Tits Mcgee

Emotional lesbians that have obtained tits eg. Peter
Fucks sake bro Tits Mcgee is coming to the party
by Azyzzz November 4, 2022
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Tit-Toes

A type of fetish used during intimate moments.
Please let me put my toes in your tits-let us perform tit-toes !
by KWhit1982 May 19, 2016
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what wonderful tits

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll grope You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

Yes I think to myself what wonderful tits

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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Tit

by Tittybob12355 January 21, 2020
mugGet the Titmug.

Tit-hair

(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.
“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.
by spinamutis November 12, 2023
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Dick Tits

*guy stubs his toe.* ¨Damn it, fucking Dick Tits!¨
by jakfrost January 11, 2017
mugGet the Dick Titsmug.

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