by Slutlander January 22, 2024
by Samaya123 April 27, 2019
by lawtsjack August 09, 2022
Jon G Boi is a typical name given to a “chink” whit the name of Jon. He is typically found working in cats food after getting fired from other jobs, and is not a very hard worker.
Jon G Boi: Man I love being a chink working at Wendy’s!
You: why did you steal from your old place of work?
Jon G Boi: Shhhhhhh
You: why did you steal from your old place of work?
Jon G Boi: Shhhhhhh
by Super Cash Money November 15, 2018
Yo dude what ya listening g to? (Guy with headphones) Nothing bro, why?(concerned friend) Bro you are such a Miner G
by Miner G March 04, 2018
A very specific type of Landon. A Landon G. is a short guy with a broken sense of humor. A Landon G. Tends to wear glasses, unless he's sleeping or pretending to sleep. He doesn't have a messed-up sleep schedule, so if you bring him to a party you'll be disappointed because he goes home at 11. When he has a crush, he tends to get to know them so well that they see him as a "Platonic soulmate" and friendzone him. He has a tragic past, one that he would refer to as a "Netflix drama."He wears greyscale or simple colors because he learned that he doesn't want to stand out too much. However, he's not a bad person and loves to get to know people. He will know you well, and eventually confess that he stole a red golf ball from a putt-putt place.
L: I stole a golf ball once.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.
by DXNMFSDBCYENW,AQL. February 25, 2022
The most gorgeous girl in the whole wide world the most faithful person u will ever know the most lovable person ever the kindest sweetest open hearted young woman every minute with her is like a million dollars resting on ur shoulder I love her and you would too any guy is the luckiest to be with her
Ashlee G is perfect in my eyes
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