by Quentin_B December 1, 2006
Get the Piss 'n fartmug. To collectively (as in a group) goof off or waste time when working or other important tasks should be done instead.
We're the ones doing all the research while Rick and Bart are over there telling dick and fart jokes.
by FAHS_Darksider July 29, 2010
Get the dick and fart jokesmug. Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.
Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.
Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.
by m.c. phatback November 30, 2009
Get the fart on your cornflakesmug. The act of farting into one's cupped hands, capturing it like a sandwich, then bringing it to another person's face.
Mindy was complaining that she was hungry, so Steve gave her a nasty fart butt sandwich to munch on.
by chuck stieg February 8, 2008
Get the fart butt sandwichmug. by Dawn Keedic November 18, 2012
Get the Truck Driver Fartmug. by Frankie Puscher December 18, 2012
Get the Fart on my hard onmug. a) When your farts are already at a deadly level but it's as if your fart came to life and died again and leaked out of your butt hole.
b) When your fart lingers in an area, driving a person(s) away from that area, and when they come back, the fart is still there. (also known as a "double-taste")
b) When your fart lingers in an area, driving a person(s) away from that area, and when they come back, the fart is still there. (also known as a "double-taste")
a) Chris: I just farted.
Isaac: It's okay, i did too.
Chris: Holy crap, dude! I've been drinking protein shakes all day and ... ahhh!.. what the hell is wrong with your butt hole!?
Isaac: I dunno. They're pretty deadly, huh?
Chris: No man, your fart came to life and died, like a double-death fart!
b) AHHH! Who farted!?! **everyone leaves**
**everyone returns moments later** Oh My God! Why is that fart still here? I had to taste it TWICE!
Isaac: It's okay, i did too.
Chris: Holy crap, dude! I've been drinking protein shakes all day and ... ahhh!.. what the hell is wrong with your butt hole!?
Isaac: I dunno. They're pretty deadly, huh?
Chris: No man, your fart came to life and died, like a double-death fart!
b) AHHH! Who farted!?! **everyone leaves**
**everyone returns moments later** Oh My God! Why is that fart still here? I had to taste it TWICE!
by N0OS3 June 16, 2011
Get the Double-Death Fartmug.