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When a friend says something incredibly moronic or pointless, which therefore leads to an awkwardness in conversation and general unease. This act is called the act of the bean.
H: "Yeah she was sooo hot"
J: "Soooo hot im sure shes the cause of global warming"
H: "Dude.....bean?"
J: "Definitely bean."
H: "Thank God"
by Harryferads January 16, 2008
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cool beans

Origin. Jack and the beanstalk.

Jack, a poor country boy, trades the family cow for a handful of magic beans, which grow into an enormous beanstalk reaching up into the clouds, to which his mother replies “cool beans”
whoa, that massive stalk grew over nightthat’s wild… cool beans
by doctor tj December 4, 2021
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Car bean dye ox hide

Car bean dye ox hide Is a term used to express a form of silliness by taking the molecule Carbon Dioxide, and separating it into words that may have no relation to carbon dioxide, but manage to sound like the word itself.
Hey, i heard that people like

To exhale Car bean dye ox hide.
by Car bean dye ox hide Man June 23, 2024
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Beans on Toast

The sexual act of one partner deficating on the other partners feet.
I heard that they are into beans on toast.
by ChurchAmI September 2, 2025
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legendary beans

by jaeyse January 24, 2023
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Bean & Egg

Sometimes referred to as "the old bean & egg", is a sexual act which involves placing your nutsack on your partner's chin while simultaneously ejaculating into a flour tortilla, corn tortillas can be used but do not hold up as well. The tortilla does not need to be eaten but can be for bonus eggs.
Man, this morning I gave Shana the old bean & egg!
Nice bro...friggin a
by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 11, 2020
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