Poop

A word used for excrete of any living thing.
Do NOT ever use it as a nickname for someone :D

POOP
Yes, excrete. Now don't call me that

by SheTheWoRLD April 2, 2022

poop criminal

One who is so deviant in nature mentally that they go above and beyond the normally accepted practice of a poop joke for example taking a shit in a drawer that does not belong to said person then lying in wait for that sour reaction. These folks take it to a level that is just wrong. One example being that fast food worker who dumps into a bag just to pocket it into work for the secret sauce. Also those who perform deviated sexual practice's
Like a shit blister,mudslide or a dirty Sanchez.

Deviant: Would you like some fries

with that burger. Sanchez:Hey I'm filling up a rubber now I feel kinda sick ask my girl friend with the mustache. Deviant:um ok if you quit taking a shit into a condom in front of me they are on the house. Sanchez:mind your own me and my bitch are going to crazy town this evening I heard they have midget wrestling tournament there tonight. I just got out of jail for my poop crimes and am considered to be a poop criminal. Hurry up!

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.

Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.

by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015

Poop

Poop is something that comes from your mouth. If you have to poop, you'll die in 2 minutes. LMAO

I have to poop, oh no, I'm gonna die! LMAO!

by Mayor naise August 13, 2017

poop

shit

damn i poopes

by nachobitch26 December 8, 2021

Poop Sack

when your ball sack can stretch far enough to reach your ass.

"what the fuck is a poop sack?"
"i'll show you."

by poop knife May 3, 2022

poop

Stuff that comes out of your ass. Usually brownish. Sometimes red and yellow. Comes in many types:

The Titanic poop:
A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size.

The Giant poop:
A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.
"I just took a poop today"
"Poop is brown, mushy, and sometimes looks like a banana."

by Zap1300 August 11, 2021