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Shit Blanket

Much like the blankets held out by firemen to catch people jumping out of buildings on fire, a shit blanket is there to help catch the shit falling out of your ring of fire (butt hole), and reduce the effect of splashback.

This is done by throwing a few sheets of paper down to lay on the surface of the water. Some people like to take this too far, and instead put half the roll of paper down the toilet turning the shit blanket into more of a shit cushion.
Leroy: "Hey Bob, I've taught myself to shit before I piss so the splashback isn't so bad."

Bob: "Well gee Leroy, you could have just put down a shit blanket first."

Leroy: "I'm saving tree's yo."
by panda4king January 2, 2011
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Houdini Shit

When you take a shit and know something came out but you look in the toilet and nothing is there
by case37 April 30, 2011
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kaka shit

by that one guy esteven November 26, 2010
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shit on a tit

Clever rhyming phrase used to convey surprise or dismay. Similar to the common phrase "well suck my tits and call me a bitch" or "Well slap mah tits and call me a whore."

Can be interpreted literally, as in the process of defecating onto a human teatlet, primarily of the female variety. This definition is often used by those unfamiliar with its more common usage as an interjection.
Shit on a tit.

SHIT ON A TIT!

I liek to pewp on boubbies lawl
by rubiks19 June 28, 2010
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Shit Giant

A worthless tall person who lets his dog poop in public and not pick it up, but rather allows people to walk in it.
Lady: Omg! pick up your dog's shit! You shit giant!
by GreenWhitwacker July 3, 2010
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Shit Kid

A kid between the age of 10-14 playing online FPS games while creating havoc using it's skill to annoy the rest of the people playing by using the online voice chat or by texting messages.
A great fear for other gamers is when a Shit Kid develops interests for other games, but fear not. If you encounter a Shit Kid online simply Mute or Block the player and you should be fine.

PS. Please note that thanks to the sharp and squeaky voice of a Shit Kid, may cause serious damage to your ears and if not treated right will cause your sense of hearing to decrease.
^''1337K!D-XzhOntX''^ -was killed by- BobTheGuy83

^''1337K!D-XzhOntX''^ Says: HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX

BobTheGuy83 Says: fuck you shit kid

BobTheGuy83 *Muted ^''1337K!D-XzhOntX''^
by Gutten August 28, 2010
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Screamin Shits

when you don't know if you should put your head or ass in the toilet first because you have diarriha and need to vomit at the same time.
I'm glad my sink is right next to my toilet I had a bad case of the screamin shits this morning.
by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006
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