butt-crack cum

butt-crack cum is the sweet cream that guys shoot on the butt-crack of another dude, and then they have the designated butt-crack-licker lap it up.

I'm usually the guy who gets to lick up all the butt-crack cum that cadets deposit on other cadets' ass-cracks!

by USAF Cadet July 5, 2021

archery cum digger

Archery Cum Digger, the process of getting you girlfirend pissed on peach shnapps so you can take up up the arse and watch her prod about in the morning wondering what had happened

man, zoe was so pissed last night on archers i did her up the wrong un. gave her a right archery cum digger

by dirker March 12, 2009

Who Cums Like That

A phrase used by scooter kids to point out any type of white spillage or stain. The stain often must be located in an area in which one does not usually cum. Therefore asking the question; who cums like that?

Look on the rug, seriously. Who cums like that?

by ur local dumbass July 16, 2019

cum slurping lips

A girl with beautiful, thick luscious lips expertly designed by God himself that are meant to serve only one purpose: slurping cum out of a nice hard cock.

Brad: Hey bro check out that girl!
Mark: Yeah that’s Angela bro, she just moved her from Jersey.
Brad: Wow she has some nice cum slurping lips!

by Thachosenoneee November 7, 2019

Swirling cum shot

When your dick is in the ceiling fan and you cum while it spins

Josh: yo dog I did a swirling cum shot again can you get me down

Joe: okay but only if there’s no cum on you

by Vanishing November 27, 2019

Cum and go relationship

When you and another person are in a relationship and break up when you start to catch feelings

“Y’all were really in a cum and go relationship”

by Jewishthot69 April 8, 2019

zippy cum hole

A joke about ejaculating inside of the character zippy's mouth and zipping it up

1) i tried the zippy cum hole last night on my mums doll
2)did it feel good?

by FrostyNips17 May 24, 2019