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ball spanker

Someone who does or says something that others don't like or appreciate. They don't care because they are selfish and self centered.
person 1: Look at that guy over there making fun of that mentally challenged person. person 2: Wow he thinks he's funny. What a ball spanker.
by jimmybomm April 24, 2020
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ball money

That last little bit of cash some guy has deep in his pockets that has soaked up the sweat of his sweaty commando balls -- and because it's retail, YOU gotta touch it.
Jeez, I was on the register all day and I swear everyone paid in ball money. I don't need hand sanitizer, I need to dip my hands in acid.
by Dr. Bubba October 31, 2011
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Ball Salad

Semen
A face full of semen.
The semen dripping from the corners of the mouth. Can also be taken as the white stuff or crust on the corners of the mouth.
Hey did you see that girls helping of ball salad?!

Man, my grandpa can't seem to get rid of that ball salad.
by brotherhoodracing February 23, 2010
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master balling

To not use a valuable object waiting for a more fitting opportunity. Eventually ending the period where one could have used it and making it obsolete. Comes from an event that happens in Pokemon games often.
"No, I don't think I should use this wine yet its not a good enough reason."
"Don't end up master balling it."
by CommonFound January 1, 2012
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Blue Balls

When Bluke gets a nom point and doesn't have the balls to nom anyone, he sits on it until the pain becomes to much and he busts his nut randomly
Wow blukes got another nom? Blue Balls is back on the menu
by Notgettingnommedthisweek March 5, 2018
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Knife Ball

A corregraphed or staged event where participants toss knives at knives until there is only one team left.
My knife cut that knife in half!

No, you have to hit a homerun in knifeball.

Knife ball is not a safe sport. I could tron drop!
by ftlqed January 20, 2011
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Munchkin Balls

-noun
Testicles that are significantly smaller than those of an average sized man's testicles.
Wow, Jim passed out after two beers. He must have munchkin balls.
by RM Sue January 10, 2009
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