goofy nuts

someone you dont know who just looks stupid or acts stupid

look at that goofy nuts over there.
no i dont know that goofy nuts

by trey August 26, 2004

nut-faced

beyond shit-faced. so wasted that one could be smacked in the faced by a nut sac and not even care

man, brandon was so nut-faced the other night.

by Josh Bain March 30, 2008

Deez Nuts

A sexual thing you say to annoy someone preferably a friend

I like to suck on Deez Nuts Deez Nuts

by D74A7 June 3, 2015

nut sandwich

Head butt

Zidane turned and dropped Materazzi with a beautiful nut sandwich.

by Errowen June 22, 2015

Nut-huggers

Skeet pants that you can see a person small pecker because they are so tight.

"I see your balls are stuck in those nutt huggers." "Can you breath?"

by Joe Tourbald March 21, 2004

Kelloggs Krunchy Nut

Also known as KK, Kelloggs Krunchy Nut is a wonderful and highly addictive cereal. It is a blend of cornflakes with nuts and honey added.

KK has highly awesumness qualities about it. Its main one is its principle of KKarma. KKarma is Kelloggs karma and the basic rule is that if you eat Kelloggs Krunchy, good things happen to you. If you dont eat Kelloggs Krunchy, bad things happen to you.

Many people also follow KKarma due to its pimping gifts that the eater receives after consuming it. Although these attributes will/could be horrificly reversed if KK is eaten in an unappropiate fashion or a meal is missed.

I eat Kelloggs Krunchy Nut 8 times a week
D ate his KK soggy, thats why he didnt get Nm

by Calman September 18, 2008

Roastin' the Camel's Nuts

When you are getting towards the end of smoking a Camel cigarette and you get towards the but and the blue camel logo starts to burn. You are then roastin the camels nuts.

"I think im done with this"

"nah man you aint even roastin' the camel's nuts yet, gimme that"

by CrookyMonstar April 3, 2009