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fake bean

Fake bean = fake person/ fake fan

If you disagree with someone they may call you “fake bean”

Bean in plural is “Beanz”
-I love strawberries, do you like strawberries?
- No
- Than you are a fake bean✋😔
by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019
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bean soup

"bean soup" is in reference to a tiktok video where a creator posted a recipe for bean soup and then received a comment asking, "what if i don't like beans?"

"bean soup", "being bean souped", or "bean souping" is a phenomena in which a user is unable to recognize that not all content is directed towards them. a normal user would realize they don't identify with the content and move on; a bean souper would interact in opposition - and usually unintelligently, too.
op: "here's how i curl my hair with a curling iron."
bean souper: "what do i do if i don't have any hair?"
by svrcmplx January 10, 2025
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Beans

a term used in the SH(self harm) community for when you cut into the fat layer cause it looks like beans
person A: fuck I hit beans
Person B: shit homeslice clean it and butterfly tape it together
by gh0stbvy August 26, 2021
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Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).
That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.
by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025
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cant handle the bean

by Noc laflame April 1, 2019
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Bean

A Bean” - just means half of what ever ur telling about. So if u talking about hours = 30 min

Dollars =$.050
Thousands = $500
However, it can also be used tk Refer to a long period of time.

“Yo I haven’t seen u in a bean bro

Or

“Yo this class has been a beann”
Examples

Q - “Yo what time u pullin up”
A - “Iono prolly 1 and a bean”

Q - “Yo how much that bih cost?”
A - “I think I dropped like a rack and bean”

Q - “what time u finna get there
A - “Iono prolly in like a bean”

Q - “Damn that’s a big slice u gon eat all that? ”
A - “Nah prolly just a bean”
by Mo104 May 9, 2022
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Green Bean

A new Starbucks employee who has absolutely no idea what is going on.
- "Can you make me a coffee frappuccino, please?
- "What's a 'coffee'?"
- "You sure are a green bean aren't ya"
by GreenoBeanoQuarantino September 13, 2017
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