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Taking Off Skates

Adjective used to describe a pleasurable feeling such as that which comes when hot, inflexible, jabbing skates (roller or ice) are removed after being worn for such a long time that you forget how uncomfortable they really are. Can also be used to describe something that just feels good, absent the removal of pain.
Ah man, after sitting on that terrible wooden chair all day, this sofa is like taking off skates.
by CoolGuyRandall July 7, 2009
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Bray one off

British slang for masturbation.

Bray also British slang meaning to "Beat"

Not to be confused with "I'm going to Bray you". Meaning I'm going to beat you up.
"I'm going to Bray one off"

"I let our lass Bray me off"

Bray British slang meaning to beat.
by The Yorkshire stripper July 2, 2018
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Off your cunt

Similar to off your nut, but reserved for extreme cases in which the person has almost no control of themselves anymore - usually due to high drug consumption.
"Dan how much have you sniffed tonight? You're completely off your cunt"

"I'm not surprised you don't remember last night, you were completely off your cunt"
by ZzScotty January 18, 2019
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jerk off bracelet

Using an activity tracker bracelet to determine how many miles you jerked off.
Me: "today I used my jerk off bracelet and determined that I jerked off for 3 miles and lost 69 calories. A new record!"
by kopask January 22, 2015
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Sexual Day Off

Day, days or weekends when you do nothing except sleep, eat, have sex, and watch movies and chat.
I am having a sexual day off.

- What did you guys do?

- We had a sexual day off in the country.
by AnotherMiller July 10, 2021
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Ween Her Off

To dick down your girl with your big hard ween so good she cums so hard her eyes roll back.
Rachel is coming over after work. Imma ween her off tonight good.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
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running off with the mouth

running off with the mouth one who runs their mouth don't know when to shut up and makes inappropriate comments constantly
always running off with the mouth my ex-girlfriend don't know when to shut up and she makes inappropriate comments constantly
by littlejimmie December 6, 2019
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