when there's someone on your boat that there shouldn't be, the only logical course of action is to don an Irish accent and attempt to reason with them, asking them to get off your boat. If this fails you must get your Jamaican friend and force them off your boat.
Get off me boat. I said get off me boat. Right, I'll be getting my Jamaican friend now.
RASCLAT. why you on me boat mon?
RASCLAT. why you on me boat mon?
by Swenson Bevel January 14, 2009
Get the get off me boat mug.To wake up with a blanket monster and beat off immediately. Combination of waking up and whacking off.
This morning I woke up with enormous morning wood and couldn't have gotten out of bed if I didn't wake off.
by Sunblazer November 30, 2009
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A male (Usually male) starts by lubricating, then strokingthe penis. A male will start having an erection/jerking off due to hormones. A male will usually start jerking off at the ages 10-14. Some males may start as late as 16. Males will also jerk off through out their life.
Example: Jim started jerking off at the age 12. Jim stopped for a few years, then started jerking off again in his late 40s and continues to do so once every week until his 80s even after he got married at 32 and had regular sex.
Males will also jerk off even after they get married and have regular sex.
Example: Jim started jerking off at the age 12. Jim stopped for a few years, then started jerking off again in his late 40s and continues to do so once every week until his 80s even after he got married at 32 and had regular sex.
Example: Jim started jerking off at the age 12. Jim stopped for a few years, then started jerking off again in his late 40s and continues to do so once every week until his 80s even after he got married at 32 and had regular sex.
Males will also jerk off even after they get married and have regular sex.
Example: Jim started jerking off at the age 12. Jim stopped for a few years, then started jerking off again in his late 40s and continues to do so once every week until his 80s even after he got married at 32 and had regular sex.
Jim lubricates his penis then begins jerking off , or thrusting his hand in an up and down motion. While on his bed after being aroused by the porno playing on his laptop.
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Get the Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds mug.To 'finish' on a females tits and then rubbing it in with your hands, using the wax on wax off motion.
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Get the fuck off mug.The best way to put shame upon another human being. If someone undermines, contradicts, insults, etc. etc. you challenge them to a dance off, which shows which is then either followed by about a minute or so dance turns between the two, or the pansy-face declines and has to live in a shadow of shame for the rest of their life. A dance off goes for about six rounds, but sometimes it is a draw at the end so it goes on much, much longer, usually it is judged by any person standing by, rarely judged by actual 'Dance-off Judgers'.
RegularJoe: Hah, I love socks!
LiberalPansy: Socks are for Hillbillies!
RegularJoe: (Slaps Liberal Pansy with glove and steps a step back) Dance-Off!
LiberalPansy: ...uh...oh...alright?
LiberalPansy: Socks are for Hillbillies!
RegularJoe: (Slaps Liberal Pansy with glove and steps a step back) Dance-Off!
LiberalPansy: ...uh...oh...alright?
by GlassesMelt August 14, 2005
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