Schrodinger's meat

Similar to Schrodinger's cat, but instead of a cat it involves meat. This occurs when meat tastes undercooked and overcooked simultaneously.

Guy 1: Dude, this Big Mac got something wrong with it.
Guy 2: What do you mean?

Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.

Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.

by Convicted Felon April 21, 2021

Meat rudder

The practice of a woman peeing off the back of a moving boat. Vaginal lips providing a rudder like movement in the water.

She had the meat rudder out behind the boat

by Meanswsu August 30, 2025

meat

the best food

Person 1: I don’t eat meat.

Other person: naw dawg you have to try it.

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 26, 2025

Meat Pie

To have sex with three men. Black men on top and bottom and white in the middle.

Me, Jacob and Dan are gonna Meat Pie tonight.

by Ya Like Plasma? June 5, 2017

dog meat

dog meat Is used to describe somone who is done for, about to die, or will die if they do something

Guy 1: If you touch my hamster, your dog meat mate.
Guy 2: Oh shit1!1 *runs*

by jimboxd21 October 1, 2018

Devils deli meat

The deli you know you want to visit and stay disregarding your alcohol intake and also the risks involved that include but are not limited to: financial, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences

I know she is crazy and a raging cunt but I still need to visit and enjoy the devils deli meat tonight

by B-word January 10, 2024

Mr Meats

A word in which one uses to explain a morbidly obese British male teacher that is severely addicted to fast food.

John - damn why is that teacher so fat
Jack - I don’t know but he looks like a Mr Meats
John - oh that explains it

by SalimAhmedYoussef December 5, 2020