butter hand job

She gave him a trouser biscuit at Denny's for his birthday. Best butter hand job ever!

by Candermusic January 23, 2018

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Talk to my hand

When you don't wanna hear someone

Ramsay: Oh Sherlock, is it better if I call you that?
Sherlock: Just talk to my hand
Ramsay: What a fucking idiot
(Hotel Hell Reference)

by NotAViper March 19, 2024

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When you creampie a girl, and then furiously fist her.

Dude, I totally gave Vanessa a hand pie last night. My hand was so slimy after...

by TrekNoob3179 October 17, 2019

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When you jerk of in your own hand, then use the cum as lubricant for fisting.

She walked in while i was madturbating, so came in my hand and gave her a hand pie.

by 33anathird December 01, 2020

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He didn't have to say a word. He had us pissing ourselves laughing with his hand banter.

by Lester Piglet July 01, 2017

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You aren't a vegetarian your self but you live whit someone who are which forces you to eat vegetarian food

"Is Greg a vegetarian?"
"No but his girlfriend is so he is a 2nd hand vegetarian"

by Night Blood April 21, 2019

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When an epileptic person fingers a women while having a seizure with rapid shaking hands.

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