hand artist

A Woman or Man who provides a much needed service to the horny people in the world ....... if you get what i mean ;)

Man 1: Shelly is the biggest hand artist in the town.
Man 2: Really what are her rates?
Man 1: I think $50 a job.

by Handy McAndy November 17, 2013

shaking his own hand

A somewhat polite term for masturbation

"I opened up the bathroom door and Billy was in there, you know... shaking his own hand..."

by bigmacs November 30, 2013

hand ammo

A reference to the various memories of sexy or hot people, visuals, events, incidents or other mastrubation fodder gathered over time.

Watching the girls volleyball team play in their tight spandex bending over gives me plenty of hand ammo for my late night fapping.

by rodroddy December 5, 2013

oil hand

Typically a person with a bigger than life personality. One who is Stronger, faster and better at everything. You don't have to work in the oil field to be a hand. They are everywhere!

Oil hand! why are your jeans tucked inside your boots?!

Oil hand! why do your Truck tires cost more than the truck?!

Oil Hand! you are Loud and very proud

by Bamafan December 19, 2013

farm handed

To shit in your hand and hit someone with it in the face

Poop dick on farm handed

by fhejgjd February 9, 2015

One hand Jackson

Masturbating

"My mom caught me pitching a one hand Jackson."

by gayboyadvance March 4, 2015

one handed twister

Jerking off preferably in a twisting motion

He was giving himself a one handed twister in the bathroom

by frankiepolymath March 8, 2015