Party Weirdness Theorem

The more seemingly inconvenient* the timing for a party, the weirder** things are going to get. This is due to the timing drawing out only the most dedicated party-goers, resulting in nothing short of debauchery worthy of the Shred Lord, Himself.

*There is no inconvenient timing.
**More absofuckingmazing.

By the Party Weirdness Theorem, Wine Wednesday was bound to be a success!

by Sir Alex of SLO March 17, 2013

ginger sex party

when you have sex with 2 or more gingers.

Wow dude i had the best ginger sex party last night.

by catipillercum June 15, 2014

DJ house parties

The act of something sucking when it is trying to be awesome. Often used to describe a person.

Person One: What the fuck is wrong with those douchebags??!
Person Two: They DJ house parties.

by Freq Mods November 4, 2013

Colorado Snow Party

Any combination of cannabis and cocaine. (In large quantities optional)

Hey do you wanna have a Colorado Snow Party?
Yeah man, I'll bring the coke, you get the dope!

by Cosmicspacewhale June 1, 2015

sarong party milf

A sarong party milf is a Singaporean wife and mother who having had kids, finds her local husband is unable to support her trophy wife/tai tai lifestyle and is thus chasing a white husband.

Person 1: Scarlett is a total sarong party milf. Look at her grinding all over that American stud with her husband in the other room.
Person 2: I heard it's because she thinks her husband isn't giving her the tai tai lifestyle
Person 1: I'm sure the big white dick doesn't hurt either

by quintessential dick July 12, 2015

asian house party

Basically a house party that a lot of Asians go to. The house party includes:

- Lots and LOTS of soda
- Two sides (or sections) of the house:
Section 1: The parents, that always talk about Facebook.
Section 2: the kids who plays video games, talk a lot about upcoming video games, etc.
- lots of dropped stuff on the floor
- kids who go outside and play games
(And also kids that play until night time)
- the party usually until 1 am

"Wanna go to an asian house party?"
"yass"

by PotatoX October 1, 2015

shakey butt party

House party involving twerking

Tameka was dancing at that shakey butt party.

by __ritm October 13, 2015